
Phil Hawksworth
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Loving the latest illustration from @bruised_blood. "Code Monkey - Powered by ramen." http://flic.kr/p/79dM9a

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
I enjoy Flight of the Conchords, but @Casablanca is close to losing his juke box privileges. @TheTeam is revolting!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Being transported back to the days of A-Level revision by "Automatic for the People" popping up on TheTeamFM. AlbumFormat++

Wow @cyberdees you read my mind. I don't have to write Word docs often, but when I do, bullet lists make me feel stupid. #StopTryingToHelpMe

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Dear @twitter, could you please use your new found fortune to nail search, and let me at my history rather than for new wizzy functionality?

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Recording a podcast with @psd and finding that I'm no 'Mark Goodibags'. Ramble ramble. Episode 1 coming soon, episode 2 better be better!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
The benefits of working in an environment where I am surrounded by designers. They give invaluable advice on typography: http://is.gd/4qRdb

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Web developers of the world - what are your thoughts on using http://www.modernizr.com ?

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
FInding people slippery to get into the meetings or onto the phone calls that they are supposed to be on today. #IdRatherBeWritingCode

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Travelling home after a lovely time away with friends. Suddenly recalling all of Live & Let Die after seeing 5 words from it in a tweet.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Watching the imaginatively named "Jon & Edward" on X-Factor (through my fingers) is like watching a car crash.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
$ ls -l dist
"Ah. I want to delete all those things in there."
$ rm *
"Oh bollocks!"
#fail
"Ah. I want to delete all those things in there."
$ rm *
"Oh bollocks!"
#fail

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Bravo to Charlie Brooker for his comment on @janmoir's 'journalism' http://is.gd/4mKGr

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Disgusted by #JanMoir's ignorance and insensitivity, and wishing that her article was mirrored somewhere to reduce profit from angry traffic

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Pleased to see http://unobtrusify.com behaving in Mozaic. Hoping that @psd will go further and power up the Teletype http://flic.kr/p/77TdFe

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Suitably corrected by @nicferrier for my Cottleston Pie blunder. http://twitter.com/nicferrier/status/4912549110 #blush

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Another song ruined thanks to @drewm http://is.gd/4mfiA Just like Paul Young's "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you."

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Smiling thanks to @bruised_blood taking control of TheTeamFM and playing Coddlestone Pie. "a fly can't bird, but a bird can fly" #MuppetsFTW

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
woooooOOSH! What was that!? That was the goalposts charging off over there.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Convinced that I can now name the day of the week for any date of 2010 thanks to @oliverpolden's drunken memory technique lesson. #unlikely

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Smirking as @Casablanca tries to convince himself that he could be TomCruise to @Oliverpolden's RainMan in a fictional trip to Atlantic City

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
I like a good mashup, but this is a mashup too far: http://bit.ly/2RRfVJ #incongruous

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Just a few hundred yards from @yorksworths, but unable to hook up. Harrumph!