
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Preparing to get rammed by the giant oil tanker that I spotted drifting towards me 16 months ago.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
It's going in through my ears! Once again being well served by my Huffduffer collective.

@nathfisher Will there be a send off?

@blaine Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but it really isn't that kind of park.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
6 months ago snow = cancellations. Now sunshine = cancellations. First Capital Connect: built for English drizzle.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Shouting similar things at the tv to every other English football fan. Shocking. #worldcup

We'll drink a toast to @philpeace at @theteam's #beeroclock today.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Hoping that http://www.sencha.com/products/touch might be a more efficient alternative to jqTouch.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Natural born punters. It takes practice to make punting look this easy. http://flic.kr/p/8bVWWX

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
My friends have 2 x £35 tickets for Scissor Sisters tomorrow night at Brixton Academy that they can't use. @ me if you're interested.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
The first of many photos of my stag night surface even sooner than I expected. Nice one @casablanca! http://is.gd/cWyIP #philstag

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Homeward bound. Heartfelt thanks to @yorksworths for putting together such an amazing weekend, and to all the wonderful stags. #philstag

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Hoping that there is no more sambucca left in Oxford. Surely I drank it all last night. #philstag

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
It's not even 10am and I'm already dressed like a gondalier. To the punts! #philstag

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Checked in to Bath Place hotel next to Turf Tavern on Oxford's Holywell Street. Happy memories. #philstag

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
More good stuff from @robb1e on adding automated deployment to our Grails builds here @theteam http://is.gd/cUask

@ClaireHubel Super excited to see Thomas in his new suit. I bet he'll look fantastic! T minus 1 month and counting! X #pvwed

@mattbelton ...and you're not about to! Bring your pipe and slippers and a good book. #philstag #deluded

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Painfully aware that a late night boozing with little sleep is poor preparation for my stag weekend. Chance of a quiet night in? #philstag

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Some journeys home can get utterly scuppered by rubbish trains and worse customer support. Seething. One hour of sleep coming up!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Climbing onto our private old routemaster london bus to head over to @theteam's summer fête.

@ClaireHubel Yes I've seen The Hangover. Determined not to swap Oxford for Las Vegas as a result. Home dentistry is for chumps. #philstag

@Rich_Clark Cold comfort indeed. Aaah, but they're a good bunch. They wouldn't stitch me up.... right? Right?! #philstag

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Excited by the prospect of several circles of friends meeting at my stag do... but anxious that they are "preparing" #philstag