
Hoping that @wesayso doesn't get a Richard Madely tattoo, take him hostage, and serve him nescafe from an arielator.

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Feeling like the Antichrist as I drunkenly eat an egg mayo sandwich on a busy train home. How can such an antisocial choice taste so good?

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A night of meeting up with old colleagues and old friends beginning nicely with @9600 — at The Bunch of Grapes http://gowal.la/c/3kzn5

@Cennydd Writing on a banana with a ballpoint pen gives similar delight to slicing a new eraser with craft knife.

Phil Hawksworth
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Bracing myself to deal with problems I have little control over. Oh, for a time machine.

@psd Do phones let us do that too now?

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Browser history disclaimer: preparing to pitch for work on the website for a retailer of lady's under-crackers.

Phil Hawksworth
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Stuck behind a broken down train, wishing I was home and increasingly fancying a beer. #HaveLaptopWillCode

Phil Hawksworth
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"...skating for survival AND a place in the competition..." Crumbs. High stakes indeed this year on #DancingOnIce

@libbymiller I wasn't sharing @marcusbrig's popcorn but agree. I was as close to applause as an Englishman gets in a cinema! #TheKingsSpeech

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Absolutely delighted by The King's Speech. Wonderful script performances and production. See it.

@jaffathecake I only had half of your exercise/takeaway experience.

@willypratt "Why do most people sit on the left side of the bus?" To gawk at those on the pavement? Window shopping!?

@stephenbarber That has always bugged me... and yet I hadn't noticed the change. Good design is so often invisible.

Phil Hawksworth
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Discovering that @jaffathecake is unable to shoelaces without displaying his "concentration tongue"

Phil Hawksworth
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Delighted that @robb1e nudged me towards setting up my Instapaper and Kindle to be best of friends. Wonderful.

Phil Hawksworth
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Very much enjoying shooting the breeze with @robb1e. And there's beer. Double win!

Phil Hawksworth
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Applying an open source mantra to my food habits: Eat early, eat often.

@robb1e I looked at your kitteh pics on my iPhone so didn't spot the exif data right away. Nice! Welcome to the m4/3rds club. A photo walk?

@yannislionis @robb1e Groannn! (I like it) #GeekJokes

@robb1e I suspect I'm being mocked!

@mattlucht Ooh. I'd like to join in if you arrange a m4/3rds camera walk.

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Taking great delight from a nice cup of tea and Stargazing Live. Wonderful stuff from the BBC. More @ProfBrianCox on the telly please!

@DrPep Well quite! Although I'm more worried about the kind of articles Wired think are a good idea.