
Phil Hawksworth
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Laughing really quite hard at Basset Hounds Running. http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/basset-hounds-running

@harrybr Technology to save you from this scenario! http://is.gd/f1LjmS

@isaach ...but I suspect that bad dental hygiene isn't a reliable form of contraception!


Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Me big man. Me assemble BBQ and drink beer. Later, me grill meat. Me not emasculated by the two kittens watching me work.

@psd Yikes! Count me out. I mean in. ...I don't know what I mean.

@samwilko I'll pay you in chocolate buttons.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Will the News of the World be punished for their reckless and tasteless tampering? I predict a tiny slap on the wrist. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jul/04/milly-dowler-voicemail-hacked-news-of-world

@samwilko I'll give you $2.99 for it.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Sagging shoulders at this on HP's forum on BIOS password resets: "You will need a new motherboard, or you can strip the notebook for parts"

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Thanks for all the BIOS password tips everyone. Reading and pondering.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Frustrated at our inability to reset the lost BIOS password on an inherited laptop. Any hacky tips from the lazyweb?

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Expecting someone to invent FreezeDried. An abstraction of CoffeeScript which takes you even further away from writing Javascript.

@mattlucht More Foo Fighters for you? I'm very very jealous!

@jaffathecake I'm not surprised your headphones have packed up. Given how I hear you treat headphones. Dirty boy.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Thinking if my family as ever on this day of the year. Our difficult anniversary.

@dowding Not very surprised given the number of hardware devices android runs on compared to Apple's own few. I hear different though.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Paws! http://riptapparel.com/ript/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/detail-110630.jpg Thanks @bruised_blood!

@benpbarnett I prefer being wooed with "Dear FIRST_NAME, we have an exciting role which would be perfect for you..."

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
I'm not ashamed to be playing Neil Diamond on @TheTeam FM. I'm not. Really, I'm not. "Cracklin' Rosie make-a-me smile..."

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Doing my best not to combine @a_alfredo 's spelling errors with an impression of his accent into a big fat HR issue.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Ooh @MozMobile are right by @theteam in Borough Market. I'm heading to see hello!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Determined not to let my imagination fill in the blanks in the conversation between @jaffathecake, @robertnyman and @phae

@simondoggett But nested scrollbars can be incredibly.. erm.. handy... http://www.intersmash.com/scrollbar-breakout/