
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
"..he's talking through his hat. Which he wears up his arse." - a phrase I'd like to see return. Vividly enhanced here by @charltonbrooker


Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
I often use Markdown in Textmate for making notes in meetings & conferences, but mouapp.com is an even nicer experience. Bravo @chenluois

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Breathing a massive sigh of relief as Walter comes home after 36 hours AWOL as if nothing happened. Naughty cat!

@psd By crikey, that might just work! If I hear that you've opted to hand draw every sodding slide though...

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
This morning I may be wrangling client work, but this afternoon I will be drinking cask ales & smiling with @leeveewuh lanyrd.com/cfdyz

@samwilko We wouldn't dream of it (since you've got so many bigger problems)

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Stress testing sites with style. Coolest project name ever? Beeswithmachineguns. https://github.com/newsapps/beeswithmachineguns

@rem, @julieanne Fantastic news! Congratulations to you both, and welcome to the world, Ellis!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Amazon Silk. Split architecture browser which knows the site you'll want next and downloads it before you even care. http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Color-Multi-touch-Display-Wi-Fi/dp/B0051VVOB2/ref=amb_link_357575542_7?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=gateway-center-column&pf_rd_r=1XYNADNA5V59F1NZTCHB&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1321408942&pf_rd_i=507846#silk

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Most certainly annoying the crap out of my desk-mates with my involuntary finger drumming while Foo Fighters are on @theteam FM

@psd I find it hard to not use the word "Floop" when describing cool UI effects. I may have to consider after your urban dictionary prompt!

@1mgoldstars Please make tasty baked treats go in my face. /cc @simondoggett @casablanca

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Inserting the words "some" and "often" into my previous tweet, for legal reasons!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Forever surprised at the amount that large "blue chip" consultancies try to extort and bullshit their enterprise clients.

@Dunners I was expecting "Tall and Moody @ London Bridge" to look more like this: http://goo.gl/JlR1F

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
A nice post by @adrianshort on privacy and persistence on The Web, including a scary Facebook Like Button insight. http://adrianshort.co.uk/2011/09/25/its-the-end-of-the-web-as-we-know-it/

@rem Not to worry. Maybe next time.

@rem Still in London Bridge? Need lunch?

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Reality TV folks need to learn that 100% is the max they can give, and if they 'literally pull out all the stops' the shouldn't do it on TV

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Crumbs, I'm in the company of some significant talent, speaking at @fullfrontalconf in November. No pressure! http://is.gd/iZiVvT

@nicferrier Yes indeed! @mikemcintyre brought them in. Home-made by his Mrs! Amazing!


@adactio Weaponised neutrinos? We already did that 2 years from now.

@WilliamBloor That wasn't Twitter. That was @Casablanca