
@simondoggett You mean, across.

@simondoggett Glad that I'm not alone in confused and bumfuzzled land.

@ClareSutcliffe Congratulations!

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The axis mapping & crawlbar scrolling on http://www.sendhello.to/ is making me dizzy and getting between me and the content. Must. Concentrate.

@Eastmad Are you serious!? If so, then the word "porn", when used in a serious context as part of an article, is tripping the alarm. 1984.

Phil Hawksworth
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Read @sazzy's blog post: http://www.sazzy.co.uk/2013/02/speaking-up/ I'm now a little embarrassed about my naivety of the challenges facing many women speakers.

Phil Hawksworth
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May be about to get stung by my own rule: “If you’re late to the daily stand-up, then you owe pastries as a forfeit”. Stupid Superbowl.

@StuRobson @galvogalvo Wake up. It’s started.

@nandrewh Reminds me of Bootham Crescent.

@tomcoates That happens just after they fire a lycra-clad Eric Idle out of a cannon. Any minute now…


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Mustn’t watch it, must go to bed. Mustn’t watch it, must go to bed. Mustn’t watch it, must go to bed… so why it the kettle on?

@jaffathecake And he was bitching about your wearing slippers to his funeral. @beverloo is such a drama queen.

@benoitgrelard Oh no!!! That stinks.

@Paul_Kinlan I’d guess that they belong to a pale, northern Englishman. (Who pretends not to be a ginge). Anyone on the team like that?

Phil Hawksworth
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Setting my brain to "digest". http://www.webperformancetoday.com/2013/01/31/web-performance-101-developers/ /via @joshuabixby

Phil Hawksworth
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I thought I knew my way around the Chrome dev tools pretty well, but there are untapped optimisation treasures in https://developers.google.com/chrome-developer-tools/

@fernandezpm Cool. You might like exploring the developer tools in Chrome. Find them in View > Developer Tools menu.

@fernandezpm That was just from the web inspector. https://developers.google.com/chrome-developer-tools/

@benpbarnett There's this. http://flic.kr/p/8oNFsv

@paul_kinlan @addyosmani @jaffathecake @benpbarnett You're all wrong. It's "Hepsatitis". Like "courts marshall" or "surgeons general".

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I’ll just leave this here. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqxpciNn1u1qm2sn8o1_250.gif

Phil Hawksworth
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@yorksworths I bet you'd enjoy this map puzzle which shows how the Mercator projection distorts the world http://gmaps-samples.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/poly/puzzledrag.html