
Adding “I don’t want to toot my own bouzouki” to a list of phrases I must use before I die. + @adactio

Phil Hawksworth
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“Dear Phil, some people who you follow on twitter, posted some tweets on twitter.”

@Smartinio I don’t understand… but then, I can’t really talk to girls.

Phil Hawksworth
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Looking forward to speaking at http://html5devconf.com in April. #smellcms

Nice update to @yeoman. Good stuff @addyosmani! Looks like @benoitgrelard, @peduarte and I will be having fun with that.

Phil Hawksworth
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"buy a couple of pipes & settle in for the BBC's HAROLD WILSON ALL-NIGHTER" http://www.bbc.co.uk/democracylive/21449503 @paulcarvill's winning Valentine advice.

Phil Hawksworth
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In California, cars have chickens on them. Fact. http://instagr.am/p/VtSYWkSaZN/

@paulcarvill Sorry that I’ll not be there to welcome you to @rga with muffins, roses, puppies etc. Probably for the best! See you next week.

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On the M25 in the snow with lots of cautious cars. Predicting less snow in LA.

@arbbot The average page weight recently tipped the 1MB mark which is bad enough. Worth looking at @brad_frost ‘s http://bradfrostweb.com/blog/post/performance-as-design/

@arbbot @peduarte @benoitgrelard I think we can agree that if your page takes a minute to load, you’re doing it wrong.

@phae @brianleroux @Julieanne @rem FWIW, I wasn’t out drinking with @jaffathecake last night, and I feel fine. Evidence is stacking up.

@peduarte @benoitgrelard Over my dead body.

@sanderkuypers Nothing should stand between me and my burgers!

@Eastmad Ha! Yes. I only looked at it after @benoitgrelard and @peduarte pointed me at for its absurdity. Not sandwich research.

Phil Hawksworth
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Dear @mcdonalds, Are you joking with this, or have you joined forces with ISPs who charge for data transfer? http://flic.kr/p/dTJXy9

@benoitgrelard @peduarte Wooooah! We have a new winner! That is utterly ridiculous!

Phil Hawksworth
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Ready for the #RGAMakeDay Like Robot to go to market… almost. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KyHlNr6Xw0

Phil Hawksworth
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That deflated feeling you get when you try to craft something that looks nice, then your friends say "so, you just used twitter bootstrap?"

Phil Hawksworth
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RT @timjandrew: Genius. “@DannyDutch: This Photo Will Change Your Life Forever ”

@djm_ Eurgh! I dread to think what you’ll be sending them in an envelope.

Phil Hawksworth
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RT @CodeClub: This morning The Duke of York announced that he will be our Royal Patron. Welcome to the Code Club family, sir! http://t.c ...

Phil Hawksworth
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At last! “@StuRobson: still laughing at this image placeholder site - http://www.fillmurray.com/”