
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Very happy to be joining some rather clever bods to talk at @londonjs in a few weeks. http://www.londonjsconf.com/

@bruised_blood You've provoked a lively discussion here... Blarp, fwimp, flampf, pweee? [sic], plapp, fweep and putt putt putt putt...

@JamesSLock @arranrp I should ruddy well hope so!

@bruised_blood Ha ha. Now who's baiting? Well played.

@bruised_blood I assumed it was related to this phenomenon: http://goo.gl/NXb8zv v http://goo.gl/vKjXnq

@bruised_blood Yep.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Ha ha ha. Image first development. Problem solved. https://medium.com/cool-code-pal/3f10a496b515 ht/ @paulcarvill

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Wow @aerotwist. I missed this at the time. Your new site is eye-groaningly beautiful. You saucy bitch. http://aerotwist.com/blog/new-site-same-old-priorities/

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Making @trello faster by @bobbygrace - Performance breakthroughs from progressive rendering & less UI thrashing. http://blog.fogcreek.com/we-spent-a-week-making-trello-boards-load-extremely-fast-heres-how-we-did-it/

@isaach My voice is my passport.

@getify @jaffathecake Aha!

@getify @jaffathecake Ah, but were you measuring by tweet content, message content, characters, words, phonemes, or comprehension time?

@jenville I just drooled all over my screen. Thanks a bunch.

@slightlylate Surely the name tag is cheating. I had to convey my Russellness with just the glasses & my facial expression +@alicebartlett

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
It turns out that being as smart as @slightlylate is just a simple question of swiping his glasses. Easy. http://www.flickr.com/photos/slightlyoff/9480679429/

@mikemcintyre Personally I'm, not so bothered by estimated reading times, but progress meters seem like a pointless gimmicky distraction

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
(Estimated reading time for this tweet: 3 seconds) I really fancy a (Reading progress: 55% ) cup of tea.

@galvogalvo Sounds like a tough day. Take heart though... I can't imagine there is anything more for you to learn when it comes to ballet.

@stef Are you really?

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Thinking that http://www.theweb.is/ and it's source, look interesting. Perhaps a trip to Cardiff for @thewebis_ is on the cards.

@webstandards Reminds me of this by @a_alfredo http://madewithbytes.com/writting/mercurio-the-deployment-black-box/ #lwslightning

@gaildoggett I was ridiculously fussy as a kid. I didn't like many foods ...you've met me, you know I eat anything now. (so give him 30yrs)