
Phil Hawksworth
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All that stands between me and my money is this 33 page "How to use the SAP expenses system" word document. It's as good as in my pocket.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Stuck in a train tunnel for almost an hour. The perfect way to start any day at work.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Really impressed with http://www.divshot.com so far. Rapid static hosting, with lots of useful and focussed tools, and excellent support.

@ChrisFerdinandi Shut up and put your cape on.

@andyshora @peduarte SHUTUPANDHOLDMYBAG

@peduarte You finished your first development class? Congrats!

@rachelandrew Heh! Almost all video calls I do from home feature a moment where a cat wants some of the limelight.

@rachelandrew But that's the version I would want!

@ScottShaw75 Why? Is it in an iframe with sticky animating elements on three other axis too?! +@andyshora

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
RT @laraswanson: I love feedback! But I received some unsolicited (and unwelcome) feedback after my keynote. I wrote about it: http://t.co/…

@elefontpress And lo! @patrickfulton transcends the #jaunty hashtag without even looking up from his work.

@elefontpress @patrickfulton #jaunty

@jaffathecake @jenross83 So... many... questions.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Grinning as I watch @SlexAxton's great talk about X11 colour names. You'll never use it, but worth a watch anyhoo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmStJQzclHc

@BillBailey That's how Mariah chuffing Carey started out.

@cyberdaz360 Doesn't surprise me. That bullet-headed strumpet gets everywhere! +@mikemcintyre

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Uneasily favoriting https://twitter.com/rem/status/490074991464292352 ...and then feeling dirty.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
It's a nice day. You might want to consider shorts & t-shirt... Mwahah! *thunderclap, rain storm*. Well played English weather. Well played.

@drewwilson Now tempted to put some wax on? *drops mic*

@jayfresh @Jermolene It's pure JS with few dependencies handled by npm, suitable for node, node-webkit or in browser... so could be handy.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Using https://github.com/louischatriot/nedb for a light db, installed via npm helps keep a JS stack really tiny. Like SQLite for node. Mongo-like API. Fun

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
You don't have to reinvent the #8wheels if you learn from smart people around you. You reached the end of the riddle. Tweet the hashtags!

@jocelynslai I'm so conditioned by that bell, that I cheer if I hear a similar one in a bar or restaurant.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
@andyshora @WebPerfNews For your backlog: https://engineering.gosquared.com/optimising-60fps-everywhere-in-javascript