
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Gasp! Realising that MS Cortana is really a voice activated Clippy, thanks to @joshje at #dotyork

@mrjoe Crush any hecklers for us!

@shaunbent Ouch. I guess so! Very good stuff in that category.

@rickary I'll need to meet you all at the restaurant if that's ok. I'll be there at 7:30. Cool?

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
RT @dot_york: Due to last minute cancellations we have room for 10 more tomorrow. Get a last minute ticket at https://ti.to/dotyork/conference-2015

@ChrisFerdinandi @andyhawkes Ha ha.

@ChrisFerdinandi @andyhawkes What are you, Chris? Some sort of animal?

@andyhawkes I do. Or French toast / pancakes / bacon / maple syrup... I may have a problem.

@andyhawkes There is no time of day that I'm not tempted by brunch. Rebadge not unreasonable. Considering Brupper (rather than "Sunch")

@andyhawkes Sold.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Liking what I'm reading in @gitlab's "Remote Manifesto": https://about.gitlab.com/2015/04/08/the-remote-manifesto/

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Happy about the @TheWebbyAwards nomination of Year in Search (by @rga London) for Best Practices. http://pv.webbyawards.com/2015/web/website-features-and-design/best-practices/google-year-in-search +@googledevs

@gouyclub @OfficialSting Wait.... what?!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Note to self: When trying to sound like a dandy on IM to female colleagues, greetings of "what ho!" might be read as "what, ho?"

@RGA I'm rather reluctant to let the boogie off the hook.

@jaffathecake @Paul_Kinlan Offline first? Going offline.

@psd ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!! Fantastic.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Conference organisers who provide speakers with a breakdown of the registered audience win bonus points & get better talks. Bravo @dot_york.

@samclo You complete me. + @claire_j_b

@claire_j_b Ha ha. I'm just teasing @samclo
...but I'll take those gifs, thanks very much.
...but I'll take those gifs, thanks very much.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
As a dev, I want to communicate with project managers in a medium other than user stories, so that I can feel validated as a human
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