
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Happy 'review the progress of your hairline and contemplate if you should still giggle so much at innuendos' day @jaffathecake

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Sincerely hoping that that Farage chap is a flusher and not a floater. #GE2015

@djm_ Planning to do likewise. Also installing a large photocopier by the front door.

@djm_ Just get a normal flat and then install that suspended ceiling and office lighting. Nailed it.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •

@a_alfredo @djm_ Yes indeed. Welcome back D-Rain! Looking forward to catching up soon. It seems like you've had an amazing trip.

@deanleigh @beep That happened to me at #dotyork. Equal parts of quiet relief and toe-curling embarrassment.

@djm_ back down to earth with a bump?!

@simonmcmanus I had no idea. Hugs to you and to @harrybeagle

@elviajeropolar Yes. I'll take it!

@miss_bleu Heh. Yes. I prefer to think of it as "you are immeasurable", rather than "you do not have a valid face".

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
RT @rossbruniges: In case you missed it - if you're looking for a Django developer one of Londons' best is looking for work https://t.co/HS…

@soulislove ooh lovely!

@s10wen Heh! Nice try.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Password reminder from Louis CK:
Apparently you forgot your password? Ok, so here's your new one, stupid: moron.▮▮▮▮
Apparently you forgot your password? Ok, so here's your new one, stupid: moron.▮▮▮▮

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
If you need a talented Python/Django dev, you should hire my friend @a_alfredo who has just finished a contract and is freakin' amazing!

@nmeth No conference has accepted that proposal as yet. But I will not relent. (Not since I invested in ankle warmers and a unitard)

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
RT @LudwigK: Son, I want you to have this watch. The firmware is outdated, the OS is slow and it only runs Yelp, but it's been in our famil…

@gouyclub Your new twitter avatar makes me feel warm and fuzzy.