
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
When Christmas spirit goes bad. #comedyinthecrown @ Crown St Albans https://www.instagram.com/p/_DOx6HSaZ1/

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Working on my #selfie pose at #comedyinthecrown. I think it best considered a work in progress

@leeveewuh @comedyincrown Deeply erotic.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
RT @JohnnyH1857: This is definitely the best explanation for Donald Trump that I've seen.

@stugoo whaaaa! Thanks for the heads up. I'm afk right now, but will look later.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
The inclusion of colours already used on the page in the #chromedevtools colour picker is a nice touch.

@richmarr @comedyincrown I've made a terrible mistake. Reevaluating my actions.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Expecting lots of Ho Ho Hos tonight at @comedyincrown. (By which I mean festive laughs. Not garden tools or prostitutes) #comedyinthecrown


Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Can't wait to see more of what @bruised_blood has planned for these! https://www.instagram.com/p/-0oghno4vQ/

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
RT @letsencrypt: Invites no longer required. https://letsencrypt.org/2015/12/03/entering-public-beta.html

@rachelandrew @drewm I think we all saw that coming.

@yorksworths @fivesimplesteps Nothing to see here. Move along.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
That thing when your family sees a photo of you speaking in front of a giant slide with the word "teledildonics" and conversations ensue.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Shucks! Thanks @fivesimplesteps! I think you must just enjoy a cheap laugh, you filthy lot. https://twitter.com/fivesimplesteps/status/672064207072849921

@a_alfredo *add to basket*

So many ridiculous Christmas jumpers, so little time. Choosing my festive apparel carefully for @comedyincrown at @CrownStA next week.

And if anyone thinks that the *santa*™ brand book just magically appears without effort... behold the graft: http://quietroom.co.uk/discuss/santa-brand-video/

@MKGeekNight Sorely tempted!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Embracing the magic of Christmas by understanding the essence and mission of "brand *Santa*" http://www.quietroom.co.uk/santa_brandbook/

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Significantly miffed that I'll be missing @MKGeekNight on Thursday. It looks like it will be a peach. http://mkgeeknight.co.uk

@jaffathecake @AndyDavies If they do well, I guess you'd to find a new term. Try-fi? Cry-fi? Shy-fi? Bye-fi? Wi-try? Bye-bye? #pleasestopme

@jaffathecake I think @rupertmurdoch was just thrashing around in search of a haiku.