Trump: The Mexican president loved me. He's wants my wall.
Nieto: He only met El Chapulin Colorado who told him GTFO

@bigmediumjosh @doniamae *Bows with an English flourish*

@bigmediumjosh @doniamae Except when it hits the floor it clicks back to your penultimate slide so you have to get on all 4s to recover ://

Phil Hawksworth
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Slight Tuesday morning blues cured by watching/listening to the stoic genius that is @brendandawes - https://www.instagram.com/p/BJtJ36LjSHl/

Phil Hawksworth
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Inspiring here. "Bletchley's code breaking success came not in spite of people's differences, but because of them."


@rachelwheeley "..but I want that kind of normality. Most nights we have someone over to cook for us.."

Phil Hawksworth
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Sure #carfestsouth will have @AlisonMoyet & @rafredarrows... but for the best be-tweeded toe-tapping, you HAVE to see @gouyclub on Sunday!

Phil Hawksworth
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Almost retired my Static Sites talk as many are talking about this now, but one more outing at @IMWorldEvent lets me added latest shizzle!



Phil Hawksworth
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Half way through a conversation on Slack when the other person suddenly sets *do not disturb*. Like a yawn directly into the face.

@leeveewuh As long as you're keeping tally.

@leeveewuh Depending on how much luck you think u ou need/have

@peduarte Find myself thinking of Gonzo, but for money.

@leeveewuh Break a leg. Or a hip. Whichever is considered most lucky.

Phil Hawksworth
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Gobsmacked by the writing and performances in @fleabag. Funny, stylish and heartbreaking. Now looking out for more from Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Phil Hawksworth
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I can stop watching this anytime I want. ANY TIME I WANT! (but not quite yet) https://twitter.com/NadiehBremer/status/768090951638130688

@sanderkuypers That's amazing.

Phil Hawksworth
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Looking forward to speaking at @DutchDigitalDay. Sadly I can't confirm if I'll be wearing green spandex as implied http://dutchdigitalday.com/

Phil Hawksworth
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A masterclass in turning a DDOS attack into platform maturity, education for customers, and good will: https://www.netlify.com/blog/2016/08/23/august-22nd-ddos-learning-review/ 👏👏 @Netlify