

@RGA It's the show that just won't flush.

@Casablanca Wanted to like it. Worked hard through the first episode, but found too many characters too unlikeable. Abandoned in a huff.

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Going from "I think I'm getting the hang of this Rubik's Cube thing" to "Ok, this is getting out of hand" in 1m 35s. https://twitter.com/jugglersynchro/status/811499999758405632

@benpbarnett cock.

Phil Hawksworth
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Cars with a manual choke. And adjusting the tracking on your VCR. And VCRs. https://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/813972907252649984

@rossbruniges whaaaaaat?! Bravo. Congratulations!

Phil Hawksworth
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Finally able to officially celebrate Christmas now that I've seen Cliff enthusiastically lift his foot off the floor during Mistletoe & Wine

@brucel @jaffathecake Title reclaimed.

@jaffathecake Alright. As it's Christmas. But don't tell @brucel. You know how he gets.

@brucel Those were your positions in last year's charts. This year, after that pun, you've pipped @jaffathecake.

@Lady_Ada_King @Paul_Kinlan @samsunginternet Oh! Curious to see if adoption might change. I was dismissive until a recent project in China.

Phil Hawksworth
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We ignore QR codes in the West, but WeChat's integration makes them HUGE in China. I wonder what impact Twitter's new support will bring.

Phil Hawksworth
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RT @SlexAxton: An official statement from Exxon on Rex Tillerson's appointment states that they are "not losing a CEO, but gaining a secret…

@tkadlec That has been on MY list forever too. Thanks for the kick up the arse. Aiming to do this during my time off.

@brucel You are the world's worst person.

Phil Hawksworth
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Free comedy at @CrownStA on 21st. We'll be collecting for Open Door, a shelter for vulnerable people in the area. https://www.hightownha.org.uk/care-and-support/scheme-search/open-door-homelessness-service/

@comedyincrown About 20 years?

@comedyincrown Proof. If proof be needed.

Phil Hawksworth
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Excited about the #comedyinthecrown tomorrow. Planning some treats (but no crackers @leeveewuh has harvested all their jokes for his MC-ing) https://twitter.com/comedyincrown/status/811060209506459648

@kosamari Please take my money.

@ianfeather Yes. Sad news. Such an appetite for life, and a fighter to the very end.

Phil Hawksworth
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Ensuring accessibility is right for users, right for clients ..it's just right. I welcome legislation to promote it. http://qa-financial.com/testing/companies/eu-ready-set-laws-accessibility-testing/

@jaffathecake @JacoKoster Drinking La Chouffe doesn't count as speaking. Right?