
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Embarrassed. Not that I called @realDonaldTrump "a haemorrhoid", but that when I did, I misspelled it. Then again, he'll not know any better

@Migweld shame I couldn't spell it.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Where as you just tried to convince the world that he founded ISIS, you fiction pedaling hemoeroid. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/824573698774601729

@bruised_blood Draw me something to share to promote @comedyincrown and I'll love you forever!

@GeoffLloyd One is an orange Revel, one is a Malteasery Revel. Both with their chocolate jackets skillfully removed. You're a monster.

@jaffathecake I'm still waiting for them to make Webfinger

@millerian @Aiannucci Remarkable. He's like a human white-noise machine.

@Aiannucci @politico Pretty sure that you've been had. That transcript looks to me like it was just churned out by http://trumpipsum.net

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Apparently how @realDonaldTrump "writes" his speeches: http://trumpipsum.net/ #IndestinguishableFromSatire

@tkadlec Sounds like a sarcastic little so and so.

@stopsatgreen "Alexa, have you reached a verdict?"

@catalinred thanks!

@catalinred It's not that. I'm just referring to the :// (double meh)

@catalinred "Double Meh'

@stugoo In my defence, I was originally damaged by @SlexAxton. I've just been sharing the burden.

@michalzadkowski @sjenkinson @fronttrends Brilliant! I meant it when I said it would haunt you forever!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Assuming that Trump is answering questions by plagiarising directly from SNL sketches which poke fun at him. Indistinguishable from satire. https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/821012282872307712

@michalzadkowski @sjenkinson Ha ha!

@aerotwist @Paul_Kinlan The mind boggles.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
A good summary of some of the reasons to love @Netlify https://twitter.com/pengwynn/status/821737502679638016

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •

@flarup #itscomplicated

@flarup Hmmm. I'm experiencing a confusing set of emotions.