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The archive of what I posted on Twitter, which I now self host due to a lack of trust in Twitter and some other reasons.

I'll soon begin refelcting all my Mastodon posts here too. I'm happier self-hosting or maintaining an archive of my content on URLs that I can own.

There are tools to help you do this too. Such as this one from the makers of Eleventy.

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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 26th 2017 replying to this from @_Mike_AM
@mmorowitz Heh. I try to play that card whenever I kan. (As we would say here in merry ol' England)
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 26th 2017
Embarrassed. Not that I called @realDonaldTrump "a haemorrhoid", but that when I did, I misspelled it. Then again, he'll not know any better
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 26th 2017 replying to this from @Migweld
@Migweld shame I couldn't spell it.
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 26th 2017
Where as you just tried to convince the world that he founded ISIS, you fiction pedaling hemoeroid. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/824573698774601729
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 25th 2017 replying to this from @bruised_blood
@bruised_blood Draw me something to share to promote @comedyincrown and I'll love you forever!
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 25th 2017 replying to this from @GeoffLloyd
@GeoffLloyd One is an orange Revel, one is a Malteasery Revel. Both with their chocolate jackets skillfully removed. You're a monster.
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 24th 2017 replying to this from @jaffathecake
@jaffathecake I'm still waiting for them to make Webfinger
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 24th 2017 replying to this from @millerian
@millerian @Aiannucci Remarkable. He's like a human white-noise machine.
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 23rd 2017 replying to this from @Aiannucci
@Aiannucci @politico Pretty sure that you've been had. That transcript looks to me like it was just churned out by http://trumpipsum.net
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 23rd 2017
Apparently how @realDonaldTrump "writes" his speeches: http://trumpipsum.net/ #IndestinguishableFromSatire
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 22nd 2017 replying to this from @tkadlec
@tkadlec Sounds like a sarcastic little so and so.
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 20th 2017 replying to this from @stopsatgreen
@stopsatgreen "Alexa, have you reached a verdict?"
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 19th 2017 replying to this from @catalinred
@catalinred thanks!
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 19th 2017 replying to this from @philhawksworth
@catalinred https://speakerdeck.com/philhawksworth/the-web-is-made-of-links?slide=79
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 19th 2017 replying to this from @catalinred
@catalinred It's not that. I'm just referring to the :// (double meh)
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 19th 2017 replying to this from @catalinred
@catalinred "Double Meh'
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 19th 2017 replying to this from @stugoo
@stugoo In my defence, I was originally damaged by @SlexAxton. I've just been sharing the burden.
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 18th 2017 replying to this from @michalzadkowski
@michalzadkowski @sjenkinson @fronttrends Brilliant! I meant it when I said it would haunt you forever!
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 18th 2017
Assuming that Trump is answering questions by plagiarising directly from SNL sketches which poke fun at him. Indistinguishable from satire. https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/821012282872307712
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 18th 2017 replying to this from @michalzadkowski
@michalzadkowski @sjenkinson Ha ha!
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 18th 2017 replying to this from @aerotwist
@aerotwist @Paul_Kinlan The mind boggles.
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 18th 2017
A good summary of some of the reasons to love @Netlify https://twitter.com/pengwynn/status/821737502679638016
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 18th 2017
Arrrrgh! https://twitter.com/flarup/status/821714086656442368
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 18th 2017 replying to this from @flarup
@flarup #itscomplicated
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Phil Hawksworth @philhawksworth • January 18th 2017 replying to this from @flarup
@flarup Hmmm. I'm experiencing a confusing set of emotions.
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