
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Questions in this survey seem designed to generate skewed evidence to support Trump's gripes. Add your own views! https://action.donaldjtrump.com/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/

@seb_ly We need so much more of this kind of response to the constant fictions spilling out of this man..

@leeveewuh @comedyincrown That was intended to be used as part of your personal collection only...
Ok... I'll set up a standing order.
Ok... I'll set up a standing order.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
"That fact became unsustainable"
Translation: "It was bullshit, and I can no longer convince people otherwise"
Translation: "It was bullshit, and I can no longer convince people otherwise"

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
RT @ServerlessAMS: Direct-to-S3 #serverless file uploads
— @Netlify
https://www.netlify.com/blog/2016/11/17/serverless-file-uploads/
— @Netlify
https://www.netlify.com/blog/2016/11/17/serverless-file-uploads/

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Bring it! #free #openmic #comedy tonight at 8pm: https://www.comedyinthecrown.com/on/2017-02-14 https://twitter.com/comedyincrown/status/831414742778535938

@isaach YES! Possibly with an accidental head butt on the way down.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
I suppose that explains the unfortunate Midas-esque interior decorating at trump tower. https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/831330965037383681

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
This cast together in an @Aiannucci project? Are you kidding? Where do I send my money?! http://variety.com/2017/film/global/berlinale-armando-iannucci-death-of-stalin-hot-title-gaumont-1201985612/

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Struggling for ideas for a Valentine's night? What could possibly be more romantic than #free #openmic #comedy? https://www.facebook.com/events/345112742537930/

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Love that the dads of the kids in this dance class kept their plans & practice secret. Dad dancing reaches new peak! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlHucJTjQX4

@piersmorgan Did you think @jk_rowling backed those as winners in the Grand National? This is not Ladbrokes. Your ignorance is staggering.

@piersmorgan We treasure her. We are ashamed of you.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
RT @jk_rowling: Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. https://t.c…

@JacoKoster @jaffathecake Between us we are quite the Frankenstein's monster.

@patrick_h_lauke @jaffathecake This thread went south fast.

@rem I just assumed that those were for somebody else.

@jaffathecake I call heads.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
TFW you learn that your hair is "thinning a little on top" from the poster image of a conference's twitter account. https://twitter.com/fronttrends

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
- Wanna play?
- Ok. Cops & Robbers?
- Mummies & Daddies?
- Ooh, let's play White House Press man & News guy
- Yay. I'll get Daddy's camera.. https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/829855768434397187
- Ok. Cops & Robbers?
- Mummies & Daddies?
- Ooh, let's play White House Press man & News guy
- Yay. I'll get Daddy's camera.. https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/829855768434397187

@eisaksen I think that pre-rendering is more robust and de-risks things... but of course, your requirements may justify other techniques.

@eisaksen I like to pre-render (functional requirements permitting) as it drastically simplifies the hosting & helps performance & scaling