
@sophendo #nailedit (potentially, in the future)

@comedyincrown Unhelpful.

Phil Hawksworth
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If 45 is too delicate or fearful to attend, this seems like the best alternative! https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/835732684848660480

@GeoffLloyd Deepest sympathies.

@jedschmidt @Minja FANTASTIC!

@heydonworks something something Sham 69

@heydonworks Thanks indeed!

@SlexAxton (thanks)

@SlexAxton My arse.

@sanderkuypers Thank you! Perfectly judged and perfectly timed!

Phil Hawksworth
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like 2 hour train delays followed by a bus replacement on your morning commute. Fanks Universe!

@heydonworks Also excellent.

Phil Hawksworth
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"Liar liar, Pence on fire" is too good of a phrase not to hear everywhere. https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/834505527354875909

Phil Hawksworth
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@comedyincrown @leeveewuh I promise NOTHING.

@_munter_ Brilliant!

Phil Hawksworth
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Mind blown (as advertised) #clickbaitcomics https://twitter.com/bruised_blood/status/833619215739453440

@DanielBaird @alicebartlett The manufacturing process for Fairy Liquid is genuinely upsetting. #PrayForTinkerbelll

Phil Hawksworth
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*That press conference* seemed laughably shambolic, but there are more serious undertones. https://twitter.com/RoguePOTUSStaff/status/832404721667338241

@bruised_blood Fingers crossed for more zany prime minister dancing from Hugh Grant.