
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
So much good stuff here: https://twitter.com/CharlieCroom/status/849866283088625665

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Impressed with Twitter Lite. Excellent example of how a Progressive Web App can deliver a great mobile experience. https://blog.twitter.com/2017/how-we-built-twitter-lite

@anna_debenham @paulrobertlloyd @jaffathecake Also... I'm having issues with my home broadband. ETA on resolving that please?

@grigs @marcysutton @tkadlec @brad_frost @jaffathecake I made a judgement call based on the people on this thread. With you lot, there is always a toilet.

@marcysutton @grigs @tkadlec @brad_frost @jaffathecake I might be confused because of being "context free", but if in doubt, it's always @jaffathecake broadcasting toilet action to an auditorium.

@grigs @tkadlec @marcysutton I'm officially confuttled.
(I like to use words like "confuttled" purely to make @brad_frost wonder if they are genuinely English words)
(I like to use words like "confuttled" purely to make @brad_frost wonder if they are genuinely English words)

@tkadlec Eh? What? Huh?

@bruised_blood @jaffathecake I miss it too!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Today on "Events I desperately wish I could attend" https://twitter.com/Netlify/status/846862513715081216

@jaffathecake In other news: If you are bi, then you must eat with your partner or packs of 5 lest it devolve into public touching & rubbing

@jaffathecake DAMNRITE. You can't see their ads and claim you didn't know full well this is a place for wooing. #NeverFails #PuttyInMyHands

@jaffathecake I'm still trying to process the news that meals are a negotiation for sexy timeā¢. Rethinking recent trips to Chicken Cottage

@jaffathecake DAMMIT. Culling my list of friends to be more aligned with my gender. And increasing the "sexy-ranking" of all known eateries.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Reverting to my 8 year old self as I watch this over and over and over... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-39428949

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
TFW your ballroom dancing partner is a no show, but you carry on regardless. https://twitter.com/comedyincrown/status/847064319946903552

@patrick_h_lauke New LinkedIn skill: banned across much of the EU

@flarup That's because you have the ability to see my aura.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Very excited to be returning to @fronttrends this year. And to be described as "incandescent". I'd only ever previously managed "Halogen". https://twitter.com/fronttrends/status/847023820582129665

@brucel OMG, me too!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
After sharing this I will become irresistible. https://twitter.com/kafeinnet/status/846071942260166657

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Another simple yet useful service to make Static Sites more dynamic. #JAMStack https://twitter.com/goserverless/status/846052292629553154

@RowdyRabouw Shameless! Love it.