
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
It's impossible to take any film seriously if it has John Travolta in a goatee. He always looks and acts like Ming The Merciless.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Smugly using every gloating technique taught to me by @ClaireHubel to celebrate a rare Monopoly win.

@Casablanca That's just weird! Enjoy your white (sand) Christmas!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Well that's rather good. Caring for your craft as a f/e developer by @bbodien: http://24ways.org/2011/crafting-the-front-end

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Embracing the Christmas meat and cheese sweats with @nandrewh. We shall overcome.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Spotify Christmas playlists are great until Ronan Keating pops up to musac-ify The Fairytale of New York. Almost convinced it's not a spoof.

@ClaireHubel Woah!! I hope Paul is ok. That looks scary. Just looking for an excuse for a spot of car shopping?!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Finishing my Borough Market food dash. (just in case anyone from @theteam fancies a thirst quencher!)

@galvogalvo How dare you! (we just called time in the pub and I'm off shopping for cheese)

Expecting and hoping that @seb_ly will now be the recipient of many many pieces of "this is my face!" correspondence. #thisismyface

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Travelling in the opposite direction to home... on a mission for cheese and meat. I need enough grub to sedate a @nandrewh!

@smellslikepete Ha! Tuneful and informative. Glad you didn't channel some bucks-fizz spin off band. Shudder.

@rainycat oh no...! What happened?

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
Yes @rga-ers it might only be 9:30am, but that doesn't mean that we can't start thinking about having a festive Dollar burger for lunch!


Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
...and @galvogalvo brought us mince pies, and they were good, and we were happy.

@citadelgrad Thanks Scott! Yep http://spritecow.com is really handy if you're a front-end dev. @jaffathecake is a bit of a brain box!

@mcgoooo Yes indeed. Spritecow was basically my idea (on the basis of a misheard name suggestion). No royalties from @jaffathecake as yet!

@mattlucht Ha ha! You were warned!

@benpbarnett I'm not @1and1's biggest fan either.

@rossbruniges Heh. I had to take care that my twitter stream didn't contain too many !%$#-bombs. An odd moment of clean content from you!

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
I wrote a thing. 20 sites with JavaScript shizzle. http://www.netmagazine.com/features/2011-review-20-sites-pushed-javascript-limit

@simondoggett @richmarr Friday?

@richmarr @simondoggett Yes. And yes!

@samwilko Is that a euphemism?