
Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
This image has LAYERS. https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1522219437289447434

@russpoulter mind blown!
What a snack of contradictions and controversy
What a snack of contradictions and controversy

@brob @RemotelyPod @cassidoo *Scribbles “must blindly accept all and every English idiom offered by Phil” onto a blank sheet of paper. *

@yorksworths @heypresents DAMMIT

@Chris_Perry_61 @heypresents I'm with you, Chris.
However, I didn't influence the program of content and that particular biscuit, while glorious, would have been conspicuously shoe-horned in with no logical talk with which to be paired.
The crowd would tear me limb from limb.
Properly or not at all.
However, I didn't influence the program of content and that particular biscuit, while glorious, would have been conspicuously shoe-horned in with no logical talk with which to be paired.
The crowd would tear me limb from limb.
Properly or not at all.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
I'm currently fretting about the reception my biscuit pairings for the talks at @heypresents' #AllDayHey might get tomorrow. 2 in particular.
Really.
(Also hoping that my family never look at my tweets to help them if a neighbour asks, "and what does Phil do for a living?")
Really.
(Also hoping that my family never look at my tweets to help them if a neighbour asks, "and what does Phil do for a living?")

@JacoKoster It can be a sticky business

@JacoKoster These are the real questions, @JacoKoster!

@DavidDarnes @RemotelyPod @bencodezen @cassidoo @OED @eric_habich I’d argue that “Just whack it in” and “shall we grasp the nettle?” are not poetically equivalent… but I love them just the same.
Also, you are quite the craftsman, Mr Darnes.
Also, you are quite the craftsman, Mr Darnes.

@cassidoo @jna_sh @RemotelyPod The guess, "is it like a kettle?" was the moment I got a terrifying glimpse into how @cassidoo's mind works.

@jna_sh @RemotelyPod @cassidoo Experience tells me that these two things are not mutually exclusive.

Phil Hawksworth
@philhawksworth •
I honestly don't know why I bother. https://twitter.com/RemotelyPod/status/1521863769210736641


@sarah_edo @jh3yy @emilyvc_ It was a multi-stage campaign.
Unnerve from afar.
Intimidate up close.
..and they worked as a pack.
Unnerve from afar.
Intimidate up close.
..and they worked as a pack.

@elibelly @heypresents @emilyvc_ @jh3yy @britnorcodes @_andreeau_ This is my face.
There are many like it but this one is mine.
There are many like it but this one is mine.

@oliverlindberg You’ve got mail