I hope that after eating some raspberry jam, he gets a single seed stuck in one of his molars so his bite feels funny. And he can neither get it out nor stop poking at it with his tongue. So he ends up with a sore, achey tongue. https://twitter.com/mrdavidwhitley/status/941999102241501185
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