@JarrettLusso @jaffathecake @Netlify Aha! I'll get to reading. Thanks for the link.
Meanwhile, the upcoming Edge Handlers release should be a huge boon for this sort of thing. Just to put it on your radar.
https://www.netlify.com/products/edge/edge-handlers/
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