@DavidDarnes @chriscoyier @cloudinary @Netlify Oooh that's a thought! A build plugin (or just a build script which performed logic based on the CONTEXT environment variable) could generate a couple of lines of _redirect config to do this quite nicely!
https://docs.netlify.com/configure-builds/environment-variables/#build-metadata
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