Them: Would you like to speak at #SmashingConf Toronto?
Me: Would I?! Bring it on!
Them: Great. You need to do live coding / demos.
Me: Um... Ok. That could be fun.
Them: You'll speak right after @brad_frost and @sarah_edo.
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Me: Oh bollocks.
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